You've reached the blog of a human that breathes and walks around to get to places. I enjoy walks to the mailbox and across parking lots towards buildings where work happens. Anywhere delicious food is available for consumption gets a special fast-walk from me.
As for sleeping habits (because they're totally relevant), I sleep crookedly from two years of instinctively adjusting to a puppy that occupied a third of the bed. Used to. She's not dead or anything, just has her own bed now. Winter may have left, but the back problem stayed.
Most importantly, well-used sarcasm gives me life. Wet socks bring me death. There's no one I'd rather be with than nobody. Nobody never lets me down. Just kidding. I love my family, genuine friends, and boyfriend. They keep my obviously hidden and manageable cynicism in check.
Until next time,
P.S. On a serious note, I'm aspiring to be a #1 New York Times bestselling author of fantasy-horror novels. That's pretty much it. Thanks for stopping by!